Reindeer Poop Recipe
1 package of malted milk balls, Milk Duds, or other chocolate candy
1 plastic baggie
1 reindeer poop poem (see below)

Open the bag of candy and pour it into the bag. Print and attach the reindeer poop poem below. Give to friends or family and watch them smile!

Reindeer Poop Poem
I woke with such a fright when I heard Santa call…
“Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!”
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.”

I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of reindeer poop!
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
so I saved them, thinking-you might like a taste!

As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he sped off in the sky…
“Well they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”

“Fahoo Forays” is the name of the song the Whos sing in How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Dr. Seuss invented the words of the song to sound like classical Latin. Seuss was so successful that some people thought it was real Latin and wanted the translation.

In A Year Without A Santa Claus, a little girl is writing the word Christmas with a crayon, but the letters seem to appear before she actually writes them.

- The color of the Grinch’s eyes change from red to blue after he has his “change of heart.”

- The real name of the song many people only know as “Charlie Brown Christmas song” is “Christmas Time is Here.”

- In Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the does don’t have antlers, but reindeer are the only type of deer where both sexes do have antlers.

- Boris Karloff’s voice was mechanically altered to give him the gravelly Grinch voice heard in the How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

- In Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town, the Burgermeister slips on a toy duck at the top of the stairs. But there is no duck on the stairs when he is shown coming out of the building.

- “Linus and Lucy,” which became the theme song for all the Charlie Brown specials, was written for A Charlie Brown Christmas. This was the first animated show starring the Peanuts characters created by cartoonist Charles M. Schulz

- The only time Lucy ever refers to Charlie Brown just “Charlie” in a Peanuts special is shortly before she discusses the commercialization of Christmas in A Charlie Brown Christmas. Thereafter, she always calls him Charlie Brown .

- In Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the only elf who doesn’t have pointy ears is Hermey.

- In Frosty the Snowman, the number of fingers on Frosty’s hands change. When he is trying to count to 10, he has five fingers on one hand and four on the other. After he is done counting , he has four fingers on each hand.

There is a little-known event that occurred shortly after the time of our Lord Jesus’ birth which, for unknown reasons, the authors John, Matthew, Luke, or Mark chose to leave out of their Gospels. The wondrous biblical story of the shepherds out tending their flocks around Bethlehem and their seeing a star in the sky announcing the birth of the newborn king is well-known to all; likewise is the tender nativity story of the infant Jesus lying in a manger surrounded and being warmed by the breaths of cows and sheep and donkeys.

But what was not told in the Gospels was that there were also reindeer at the nativity of Jesus. It turns out that one of the three wise men from the east was actually more from the northwest, from the area of the present-day countries of Russia and Finland. It was this wise man who brought along his herd of nine reindeer. And it’s the exploits of these reindeer’s selfless courage that is one of the greatest untold stories of all time.

It turns out that while the nativity scene we are all familiar with was playing itself out, a savage and bloody battle of monumental consequence was occurring in the pasture land surrounding the stable. King Herod in Jerusalem, upon hearing of a newborn king being born in Bethlehem, sent an armed patrol of Temple guards out to find the baby Jesus and then to kill him. But as the soldiers approached the stable, the reindeer, whose super-strong sense of smell detected the danger several minutes in advance, stood prepared to defend the infant Jesus, even if it meant losing their lives in the process.

And fight, they did!

Even though the soldiers had the advantage of having sharp, hardened-steel swords, the reindeer had for themselves just as good a battle weapon: their large antlers. After an hour of heated combat in which one after another of Herod’s soldiers fell from their wounds or fled out of horror at the fighting skills of the fearless warrior reindeer, it was finally all over. The evil King Herod had lost, and baby Jesus would live to adulthood to carry out his earthly mission to save mankind.

But there was one very serious problem: The bravest warrior reindeer of them all, Rudolph, was mortally wounded. In the heat of the battle, one of the soldiers’ swords hit its mark on the fearless reindeer and had seriously sliced off the end of his nose and muzzle. He now lay on the cold and rocky ground, profusely bleeding to death. Because there was nothing else they could do, his brother and sister reindeer comrades, either by instinct or divine guidance, all at once gently slid their huge antlers under the nearly lifeless body of their fallen comrade and carried him into the warmth of the stable.

Not quite sure what was going on, Mary, the mother of Jesus, was at first a little apprehensive about letting these huge animals too close to her newborn son. But her heart was softened when the word began to filter in of the brave defense they had just put up to protect them all, and she agreed to let them set the wounded reindeer down in the warm straw next to her son. As Rudolph lay there clinging to life, struggling with every ounce of energy in his body to breathe through his severed mouth and nose, the baby Jesus began stirring in his cradle with an obvious great agitation. Seconds later, as if he could actually see and understand what was wrong with Rudolph, the infant reached out his right hand toward the reindeer.

Maybe it was the bright red blood-soaked head that caught His attention, perhaps it was the loud and heart-wrenching gurgling noise being made by Rudolph as he lay there gasping for breath; or maybe it was His infinite compassion at the sight of one of His Father’s creatures suffering so badly that made him want to reach out and touch the wound. Whatever the reason was, seeing that Jesus wanted to be closer to this brave reindeer, the wise man from the north knelt down beside Rudolph and very gently lifted the reindeer’s head upward so it would be in reach of the newborn king.

When the reindeer was close enough for him to do so, baby Jesus reached out his hand-just as he would in later life do with the lepers and the blind and all of the afflicted of mankind-and placed it upon Rudolph’s bloody mutilated nose, and then he just left it there. All who watched on that cold winter’s night were in awe of the miracle they were to witness.

As His precious hand rested upon Rudolph, the reindeer’s nose began to glow with the radiance of a hundred suns. And as the minutes passed, the reindeer began to breathe normally; soon the animal was beginning to stir. After what seemed an eternity, baby Jesus removed his hand. In another minute, Rudolph-still very shaky-began to stand up.

After yet another minute, with all his senses fully back in his control, Rudolph managed to reduce the intensity of his bright, shining, and now-healed red nose to near normal so it wouldn’t blind everyone present. He then turned toward the baby Jesus and lowered his head in solemn reverence and thanks to the newborn king of Kings.

Baby Jesus looked back at him and smiled.

And it was from that holy night over two thousand years ago that Rudolph and all of the brave reindeer who fought so valiantly to save the infant Jesus were entrusted with the duty of helping all the children in the world on every Christmas Eve.

Dr. Richard Orzeck is a veterinarian practicing in upstate New York. He is a 20 year member of the World Wide Emergency Reindeer Rescue team. More details of this secret organization can be found in his best-selling book: Oh Holy Night: How A New York Veterinarian and His Wife Saved Christmas. The book is available on his website: http://www.worldsvet.com

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