I Farted on Santa’s Lap Lyrics
Mom made beans for dinner
You know I ate ‘em all
She said come get your coat on, we’re goin’ to the mall
Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee
But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese

While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I’d explode
The gas bubble grew bigger with every “Ho, Ho, Ho”
Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell
But when I sat down on Santa’s lap, he hollered “What’s that smell!”

Chorus:
I farted on Santa’s lap, now christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on Santa’s lap, now I’ll get nothin’ under my Christmas tree

I asked him for a baseball
I asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates but I’ll get none of that
I asked him for a lot of things I’ll have to do without
‘Cause when I sat on Santa’s lap, I let one slip out

(Chorus)

On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound
Went down to the living room just to take a look around
It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
His arms were full of presents and they were all for me
He put them on a pile and got up to turn around
And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down
And so I’ll always cherish that special moment when
I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then

I farted on Santa’s lap and Christmas didn’t stink for me
I farted on Santa’s lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree

Well, way up north where the air gets cold
There’s a tale about Christmas that you’ve all been told
And a real famous cat all dressed up in red
And he spends the whole year workin’ out on his sled

It’s the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick
It’s the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick

Just a little bobsled we call it old Saint Nick
But she’ll walk a toboggan with a four speed stick
She’s candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel
And when Santa hits the gas, man, just watch her peel

It’s the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick
It’s the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick

Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer
Whoaa
Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer

He don’t miss no one

And haulin’ through the snow at a frightenin’ speed
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
He’s gotta wear his goggles ’cause the snow really flies
And he’s cruisin’ every pad with a little surprise

It’s the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick
It’s the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year

Fans of the movie “Elf,” the 2003 holiday comedy starring Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf, may remember the dinner scene in which Buddy lists the elf food groups after swigging down an entire 2-liter plastic bottle of Coke at the dinner table. “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups – candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup,” he says. He then produces a vial of maple syrup to pour on his meal – a spaghetti dinner.

If you haven’t seen this movie about a man adopted by Christmas elves who returns to the human world to find his biological father, you’re in for a treat. Will Ferrell is delightful, and the supporting cast is great. James Caan stars as Buddy’s real dad, Ed Asner is Santa Claus (the real one!), Mary Steenburgen is Buddy’s stepmom and Bob Newhart is Papa Elf. This fun holiday movie is clever enough to keep the attention of everyone in your family, from young to old. Need a sneak peak? Or perhaps a refresher if you’re already a fan?

Here’s the wonderful “elf food groups” scene from the movie.

Based on the popular song written by Katherine K. Davis in 1941, this new Little Drummer Boy movie stars Junior Asparagus as the little drummer boy, Aaron. The Little Drummer Boy has no gift to bring to the baby Jesus, but when he plays his drum for the Christ Child, he releases the anger in his heart and discovers the true meaning of Christmas.

A related soundtrack, O Holy Night: Journey Of A Little Drummer Boy, features Bebe and Cece Winans. There is also a VeggieTales Drummer Boy play set that features characters from the movie, and which goes along with the VeggieTales Nativity play set.

If you’re a fan of VeggieTales, the Veggie Tales Drummer Boy DVD is sure to become a favorite.

Tip #1 – Shop at retailers that offer free shipping on select items or with a minimum purchase
You can get free shipping every day, all year long from a variety of stores that offer free shipping with a minimum purchase. Amazon is perhaps the best known of these, but it’s not the only one. Target is another larger retailer that is now offering this feature to its RedCard users, and UnbeatableSale.com offers it on select items. You can also find free shipping on many products every day at eBay.

Tip #2 – Sign up for a free trial of Amazon Prime
Amazon Prime is the annual program at Amazon.com that provides free unlimited 2-day shipping without a minimum purchase, and it now also includes free access to books in the Kindle lending library, as well as free streaming of movies and TV programs. Trial members get all the benefits of paying members. You simply need to cancel before the end of the trial if you don’t want to continue the service, or you can continue to receive the benefits by paying the annual fee.

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If your favorite store doesn’t offer free shipping with a a minimum purchase or on the items you want, look around for free shipping coupons. Just check your favorite coupon site, or visit Christmas Coupons 365.com to see stores with free shipping for Christmas.

Tip #4 – Shop Online on Free Shipping Day.
You’ve probably heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday, but Free Shipping Day may not yet be in your vocabulary. It started in 2008 as a one-day event, and it’s now an annual opportunity to get free shipping for a single day in mid-December. In 2011, Free Shipping Day will be on December 16. More than 1700 retailers participated in the event last year, according to Wikipedia, so check your favorite store in December for one last chance to get free shipping for Christmas gifts.

Free shipping is a great way to save money during the holidays, so be sure to search for holiday shipping deals before you buy this year.

If you’re looking for some great new Christmas DVDs for 2011 to share with your family, or want some fun stocking stuffers, here are a few of the family Christmas movies released on DVD this year.

Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas DVD
If you enjoy the Ice Age franchise and can’t wait for the latest sequel, Ice Age: Continental Drift next year, you’ll be glad to know that you can spend time with your favorite Arctic herd this holiday season with Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas. This new animated special will air on Fox TV on Thanksgiving night and the Ice Age Christmas DVD will be released two days later, on November 26.

In this new animated film, Sid breaks Manny’s favorite holiday decorations and goes to the North Pole to explain it all to Santa Claus after Manny convinces him he’s now on Santa’s Naughty List. Crash, Eddie, and Peaches accompany Sid, leaving Diego, Manny and Ellie frantically searching for Peaches. Of course, Sid can’t stay out of trouble and ends up destroying Santa’s workshop on Christmas Eve, so it’s up to our favorite prehistoric herd of misfits to set things straight and make sure Christmas isn’t canceled.

Elf on the Shelf: An Elf’s Story DVD
Since Elf on the Shelf was published, thousands of kids have joined in the fun holiday tradition of having a scout elf visit their home and bring back regular reports to Santa Claus on whether they’ve been naughty or nice. Now those kids can get a look at what it’s like to be one of Santa’s secret helpers.

Elf on the Shelf: An Elf’s Story will make its debut on CBS TV the day after Thanksgiving, and the new Christmas DVD for 2011 will be released the next day, November 26. This animated tale follows the adventures of Chippey, a scout elf who is assigned to a boy named Taylor who can’t decide whether he believes in Santa and Christmas magic. When Taylor breaks the most important Elf on the Shelf rule, the little scout elf loses his magic and the family loses its elf. But through the power of love and forgiveness, both Chippey and Taylor discover that true belief in Christmas isn’t something that can be taught.

Disney’s Prep and Landing DVD
This animated Disney Christmas special first aired in 2009, but Disney is releasing it for the first time on DVD this year. The story follows Wayne, an elf in Santa’s elite “Prep and Landing” unit, a team of elves who work with military precision to ensure every house is ready for Santa’s arrival before he gets there. Their job is to ensure the path is clear for Santa to get in and out of the house quickly, safely and without a hitch. But Wayne has been doing this job for a long time and was just defeated in his quest for a promotion. Now he’s willing to let his new trainee, Lanny, take over while he slacks off. It’s a recipe for disaster, and Wayne has to save the day so one little boy’s Christmas won’t be ruined.

Barbie: A Perfect Christmas DVD
Any Barbie movie is sure to be a hit with little girls, and this will be no exception. In this holiday tale, Barbie and her sisters Skipper, Stacie and Chelsea are on their way to New York for Christmas, but when a snowstorm diverts their flight, they end up stranded in the remote town of Tannenbaum. To their surprise and delight, they discover magical experiences and new friends. Barbie and her sisters then put on a musical performance for the whole town to enjoy and discover that “being together is what really makes A Perfect Christmas.

Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure
In Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure DVD, viewers will get to hear Beethoven talk for the first time ever! Beethoven comes to the rescue in this film after an elf takes Santa’s sleigh and all the toys, and then crash-lands in a tree. When Santa’s magical bag of toys ends up in the wrong hands, Beethoven and his human companion Mason have to save the elf, get the toys, and make sure Christmas comes for children around the world.

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Through the magic of sites like Capture The Magic and The Santa Video, you can now get proof of Santa’s visit to show your kids.

All you need to do is visit Capture The Magic and upload a photo of your living room, family room, or wherever you want to “catch Santa” in the act. Then choose your favorite image of Santa Claus and use the easy online tools to adjust the image until Rudolph himself won’t be able to tell that you didn’t actually stay up until midnight to catch Santa at work. You don’t need any special skills or artistic abilities to pull off this magic; if you can upload a photo, you’ll be able to create a believable photo of Santa in your home.

And if you want to take it a step further, you can use the same photo to capture a video of Santa in your house at The Santa Video.com. Once again, all you’ll need is the ability to upload a photo and make a few tweaks, and they’ll do all the rest. Take a look at the video below to see how believable your video will look.

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but seeing your kids’ face light up when they see a video or picture of Santa in your house will be priceless.

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You can easily find coupon codes online that will help you save money during the holidays, or you can look for holiday-specific coupons and Christmas discounts at sites such as Christmas Coupons 365.com. This site lists coupons and deals for hundreds of popular stores and makes it easy for you to save money on gifts for everyone on your list.

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For instance, if you’re from a large family and your family tradition is to buy one gift for everyone, including all the adult relatives, it might be time to suggest drawing names for the holidays. Rather than everyone buying gifts for every other adult relative, each person draws a name and then only buys one gift for that person, so each adult receives one gift, while children can continue to reap the rewards from multiple aunts, uncles, grandparents and so on.

With a little forethought, you can still give wonderful gifts and save money with a couple small changes.

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I was only in second grade at the time and had learned the truth from our older brother. I must not have believed him at first because to prove his point he ushered me out to my grandparents’ mobile trailer where my parents had stashed the goodies. And there was the proof – all the toys and gifts we had asked Santa to bring. Eureka! My big brother had obviously stumbled upon a giant secret. Thinking that my sister should also be privy to this discovery, I promptly went to inform her that Santa didn’t exist.

I don’t remember her reaction to the news, but she says she cried. And 35 years later, she still reminds me of my evil deed and gives me a bad time about destroying her belief in Santa. It’s become something of a joke between us, but now that we both have children, I realize just how young she was when I broke the spell, and I feel bad that I was the one who took that magic away from her.

My own son is eight now, and I’m glad he still believes. I’ve tried to keep the magic going for as long as I can, by sending Christmas letters from Santa and reminding him to be on his best behavior to stay on Santa’s Nice List. This year I might even try showing him real Santa pictures of the jolly old elf in our house. But I imagine that some day soon – either this season or perhaps next – one of his friends will break the news and he’ll come to ask us the truth. What will I say?

I’ve learned from experience that often the best answer to these tricky questions is another question: what do YOU think? Often kids don’t want a big long explanation. It reminds me of the joke about a little boy who asked his mom where he came from and she went into a detailed explanation about the birds and the bees. When she finished he said, “But where do I come from? Johnny is from Chicago.”

So my first response will be to find out what he thinks. If he’s not ready to let go of the magic, I will let him continue to believe and tell him that I, too, believe, and we’ll leave it at that. But if, as I suspect, he’s too smart for that and realizes all those shopping mall Santas look different and no one could fly around the whole world in one night, then I’ll have to tell him the truth.

But when I do, I’ll tell him that I still believe in Santa. I believe that the spirit of giving that lives today in the myth of Santa comes to us from the very real spirit of Saint Nicholas, a generous soul who donated his fortune to the poor and spent his life helping those in need, particularly children. His compassion and generosity set a very real example for millions of people who have translated his good deeds into the legend of Santa.

And I believe we are always given gifts in life when we try our best, play well with others, and remember to use our manners. These are qualities Santa always looks for when deciding who goes on the Nice list and who goes on the Naughty list. But we don’t need the fear of Santa’s list to practice these traits. All we need to know is that these qualities will bring us gifts every day of our life. These gifts may not come in boxes, bags, or bows, but they will come to us in the form of lasting friendship, love, and happiness.

I also believe in the magic of Santa. I believe life is miraculous, magical and wonderful, just like Santa, but only those who are willing to believe in the mystery will be able to see the beauty in a world that is also full of war, hunger, hatred and fear. Just as with a belief in Santa, the magic will disappear as soon as you choose to let it go. Belief in magic takes patience and care. Many people cannot see small miracles that happen around them every day because they are so blinded by the trappings of our fast-paced society.

I believe what Santa gives to children and adults alike is the ability to see life through the eyes of a child. We are reminded that it’s important to play and laugh, to let our imagination run wild, and to hope for the impossible. These are things I can believe in.

I hope that when my son realizes Santa is only a symbol for all these good things, he won’t be too disappointed and will still want to share the legend of Santa Claus with his kids some day. I think the world would be a much sadder place without the jolly old elf. I only hope my son agrees.

Reprinted with permission from Is Santa Real? How Do You Answer the Question? by lisadh on Squidoo

They tradition began in England. Sir Henry Cole, a British inventor and civil servant, produced the first commercial holiday cards in 1843. He commissioned an artist named John Horsley to illustrate them, and Cole obliged by drawing a three-panel image that included a family raising their glasses for a toast above the words “A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you.” Cole sold over 2000 of the cards for a shilling a piece that year.

Other cards soon followed, although they didn’t look like the cards we’d think of today. Rather than having winter or religious themes, early Christmas cards depicted flowers and fairies and other images that looked forward to the coming of spring.

The first holiday cards in America weren’t offered until more than three decades later. In 1875 Louis Prang became the first printer to offer cards in America. The advent of the postcard brought an end to elaborate Victorian-style cards for awhile, but by the 1920s, cards with envelopes had returned.

Christmas cards have been continually evolving and changing since then. During the World Wars, patriotic themes were popular, while in the 1950s, cartoon illustrations and cards with risque humor caught on. Today you can get holiday cards with a wide range of images and greetings. Nostalgic, sentimental, and religious images continue to be popular, and, now you can also purchase many “unusual” Christmas cards that can do double-duty as Christmas letter, calendars or or tree ornaments. Today’s Christmas cards can be anything from humorous to religious, simple to ornate, small to large, and everything in between.

Unfortunately, sending out printed Christmas cards is a tradition that’s in danger of fading out as more high-tech options become available and more popular. In recent decades, the number of cards sent during the holidays has been declining. The estimated number of cards received by American households dropped from 29 in 1987 to 20 in 2004. Despite the decline, printed cards are still popular – 1.9 billion cards were sent in the U.S. in 2005 alone. And new services that send cards out for you are making it easier to combine the popularity of printed cards with the ease of online ordering.

So even though the tradition of holiday greeting cards may be changing, it should be with us for a long time to come.

Christmas cards have come a long way since the 1800s

Reprinted with permission from The Tradition of Holiday Greeting Cards on Christmas Letter Tips.com.

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Many parents may want to write their own letter from Santa Claus so they can make it more personal, but sometimes they’re stumped by the process of writing and creating the letter. They’re not sure what to say or how to make it look fun and colorful. If you’re one of those people, don’t despair! Santa letter templates can help you create a great-looking, personalized letter at home for less than you’d pay a professional Santa letter company. If you want an inexpensive way to create a Santa letter for your child, they may be the answer you’re seeking.

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Save money. Santa letter templates are usually offered as Microsoft Word documents that you download once, often for less than you’ll pay for a single letter from professional letter companies. You can use it repeatedly simply by editing the text. So if you have three kids or a whole classroom of them, you still only pay for one document, making a Santa letter template cheaper even than some of the offers you’ll find on eBay.

Personalized content. Many professional Santa letter companies only offer one letter design and don’t always let you see what the content of the letter will look like. With a Santa letter template, you can choose your background design, and the content is completely editable, so you can change or add to the existing text. At Santa Letter Templates, each letter also comes with the text for three alternate letters, so you have many options for changing the wording.

No waiting. When you order from a Santa letter company, you have to wait for snail mail to deliver your purchase. With Santa letter templates, you can download your letter as soon as you make your purchase, so there’s no waiting. It’s a great solution for busy parents who miss the ordering deadline of the big sites.

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Original soundtrack recording of the CBS television special recorded in 1965, tracks include ‘O Tannenbaum’, ‘What Child Is This’, ‘My Little Drum’, ‘Linus and Lucy’, ‘Christmas Time Is Here’ (instrumental), ‘Christmas Time Is Here’ (vocal), ‘Skating’, ‘Hark, The Herald Angels Sing’, ‘Christmas Is Coming’, ‘Fur Elise’, ‘The Christmas Song’ & ‘Greensleeves’. Fantasy Records. 1988.The first time you listen to this disc you will undoubtedly be transported directly back to your childhood. Charles Schulz’s Peanuts characters will go toe-tapping and funky-dancing through your mind’s eye. Play it a few more times, though (ignoring the dialogue snippets, if you can), and you will begin to truly revel in Guaraldi’s wonderful, humorous, deep piano playing. You’ll hear why he’s such an influence on new age ivory tickler George Winston, but you’ll also realize that Winston’s holiday music never quite sparkles with the underlying passion, and humor, that twinkles in these grooves. Buy it for th

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You better watch out,
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I’m telling you why –
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Get a Fred Party Pack at bit.ly including your chance to be in a Fred video, a special Fred T-shirt, Who’s Ready to Party Album, It’s Hackin’ Christmas with Fred CD and Fred poster. Fred’s music video for his original Christmas song, Christmas Cash! Available at iTunes. Click here to get it: bit.ly
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With that he tied a blindfold around Santa’s eyes and pushed him forward with a continual poking from the point of his sword.’ Pirate Freddie had a rough life growing up on his father’s pirate ship. His father’s cruelty crushed Freddie’s dreams, and resentment toward his father is manifested as tyranny as Freddie emerged as an even harsher captain. But when Pirate Freddie Meets Santa Claus and takes Santa prisoner on his ship, things might just turn around. Explore the world of pirates and mermaids with new author Joanne Sheehan Brown as she crafts an imaginative adventure that will encourage children to follow their dreams, offer compassion, and do the right thing–and not only for the sake of being on Santa’s nice list.With that he tied a blindfold around Santa’s eyes and pushed him forward with a continual poking from the point of his sword.’ Pirate Freddie had a rough life growing up on his father’s pirate ship. His father’s cruelty crushed Freddie’s dreams, and resentment toward h

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2009 holiday release, the first Christmas album from the legendaryFolk/Rock singer/songwriter. Christmas In The Heart is Dylan’s 47th album and follows the worldwide success of his album Together Through Life. In a commitment to ending hunger, all of Bob Dylan’s U.S. current and future royalties from sales of Christmas In The Heart will be donated in perpetuity to Feeding America, guaranteeing that more than four million meals will be provided to over 1.4 million people in need in this country during this year’s holiday season. 15 tracks including ‘Here Comes Santa Claus’, ‘Winter Wonderland’, ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ and many others.

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Who is Saint Nicholas? Who is Santa Claus? How are the two related? This book looks at the history of the legends of St. Nicholas and how he evolved in America to Santa Claus.

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Santa Claus Is Alive and Well and Living on Wall Street: Spoiler Alert-This Is Not a Children’s Story!

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